I Knead My Mummy - And Other Poems by Kittens
Just when you thought things couldn't get any cuter...The kittens of the world have decided to write a book. Of confessional poems, no less. From taking a bath in a bowl of milk to playing keep-away with your car keys and vanquishing the strange lumps at the end of the bed (sorry, turns out those were your toes), these kittens reveal their confused and curious little minds as they discover the world around them. KITTENS MAY BE YOUNG (and wildly impulsive), but that doesn't mean they don't have a lot to say. The little felines in this book bare all in such classics as "And Then You Said 'No,'" "Ode to a Lizard I Didn't Know Is Also a Pet in This House," and "I Will Save You." Each poem in this collection reveals the truly adorable, irresistible, and completely neurotic nature of these little fur balls with claws.
FRANCESCO MARCIULIANO is the author of the bestselling books I Could Pee on This and I Could Chew on This. He writes the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth and the webcomic Medium Large. He was head writer for the Emmy Award-winning children's series SeeMore's Playhouse and has written for Smosh and the Onion News Network. He is on Twitter at @fmarciuliano.